I am a blogging mom of three who sums up her chaotic days with humorous rants in between cleaning peanut butter off the ceiling fan and keeping my youngest occupied in the lazy Susan.
Put your feet up and laugh at me. My neighbors do!
Well, I have always been jealous that men could go while standing up...LOL
There's this thing for lazy male sportsfans...I don't know what it's called, but it is basically a sheath that goes on like a condom, and the pee just goes down a tube which empties "conveniently" into a bag that is attached at the ankle, which can be emptied at halftime.
LMAO....ok as if standing on the highway with your pant leg hiked up and pee drizzling down your leg isn't suspicious enough to EL Highway Patrol....Poncharelli will now catch you when you discard your waste ridden "shoe box" roadside. After all, it's gotta be biodegradable...right?
OMG, HOW GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, and did I mention YUCK????? You gotta love the goofy smile on the woman's face - Hi! Look at me! I'm peeing in a funnel and, gosh, here comes a car down the road!!!!
As my one year old says, "Yuck. Gross." Enough said! Kim
I think the BEST part of the ingenious marketing is the last paragraph: "...make sure that the hole at the toe end of the P-Mat is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet." Holy Cow! Now, I hope they paid that writer a bunch o' dough!
Gee, when I was little I was so jealous of my big brothers that they could pee standing up, but I don't know... Hahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.
LMBO!! Yes, Michelle, where DID you find that? Also, I, too, was wondering about the rolled up pants leg. Great new toy if she's got to roll up her pants leg to wipe up the spillage. GROSS!
BTW - Congrats to Heather. That cheese was gross, too. You get the eww award for tonight.... but in a good way. KR
16 comments:
ROFL!!! That is crazy!
WHAT? I have to wonder how many of these they are selling!
Oh my goodness! Who thinks of these thing?!!! Thanks for the laugh.
Umm ewwwww! LOL
Well, I have always been jealous that men could go while standing up...LOL
There's this thing for lazy male sportsfans...I don't know what it's called, but it is basically a sheath that goes on like a condom, and the pee just goes down a tube which empties "conveniently" into a bag that is attached at the ankle, which can be emptied at halftime.
I could have used one of these on my walk the other day!!! I think this should be the prize for your next contest!!
haha alison - that is hysterical!!!!
LMAO....ok as if standing on the highway with your pant leg hiked up and pee drizzling down your leg isn't suspicious enough to EL Highway Patrol....Poncharelli will now catch you when you discard your waste ridden "shoe box" roadside. After all, it's gotta be biodegradable...right?
How in the world did you come across this?!?!
LOL Can't wait to ask my hubby if we can get some of these... with my most serious face on of course.
OMG, HOW GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, and did I mention YUCK????? You gotta love the goofy smile on the woman's face - Hi! Look at me! I'm peeing in a funnel and, gosh, here comes a car down the road!!!!
As my one year old says, "Yuck. Gross." Enough said!
Kim
All I can say is that all of my dreams have come true. Now we truly are man's equal.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!! Snort! Seriously, where did you find that? ROFL!
I think the BEST part of the ingenious marketing is the last paragraph:
"...make sure that the hole at the toe end of the P-Mat is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet."
Holy Cow! Now, I hope they paid that writer a bunch o' dough!
I can top that one. Google "Shenis". It's a similar system for urinating outdoors, only, more.... You have to check it out.
Gee, when I was little I was so jealous of my big brothers that they could pee standing up, but I don't know... Hahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.
LMBO!!
Yes, Michelle, where DID you find that? Also, I, too, was wondering about the rolled up pants leg. Great new toy if she's got to roll up her pants leg to wipe up the spillage. GROSS!
BTW - Congrats to Heather. That cheese was gross, too. You get the eww award for tonight.... but in a good way.
KR
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