I am a blogging mom of three who sums up her chaotic days with humorous rants in between cleaning peanut butter off the ceiling fan and keeping my youngest occupied in the lazy Susan. Put your feet up and laugh at me. My neighbors do!
Saturday, February 2, 2008
You want the video?
I am going to start with a few excuses regarding why I would have trouble posting the video I described (that obviously got your attention) in my last post...see below.
EXCUSE #1
I have no make-up on in the video.
EXCUSE #2
It appears as though I am completely tone deaf - which I am NOT!
EXCUSE #3
I actually SEE people (in the grocery store, at church, etc.) who read my blog.
EXCUSE #4
My children would be scarred for life as their teachers read my blog.
EXCUSE #5
My husband would just DIE! (he's seen the footage - it ain't purty...)
EXCUSE #6
Not just moms read my blog. Boys read my blog, too.
EXCUSE #7
You would then have endless access to my freakishly insane behavior.
EXCUSE #8
You might not like me anymore.
EXCUSE #9
I don't feel enough of you have begged. 8 comments?! Really.
EXCUSE #10
I have received NO bribes.
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I am honored to be the first to bribe you...see my comment in the previous post!
SO....you gonna upload the video?
PLEASE!!!!! :-)
I'll bribe ya! Let me just think of something I have to offer... hmmm.... LOL
OH COME ON!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeee let us see this!!!
awwwwww please!!! :(
Please please please please please please please PLEASE!?!?
Oh this I gotta see!! I can make you some cards, or a mini album... Anything?? **wink wink**
I could be naughty and say, PLEASE, it would have made Julian laugh.... COMEON... If I can post a video of me dancing in my car and or my kitchen to some crazy go banana song, you CAN do this, I promise, it is very liberating!!!
I love you
Mimi
Did it work???
Your blogging community would be ETERNALLY grateful for the priviledge of being able to watch your video....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Chocolate...lots of it? I can be at you house in less than an hour...of course you would have to give me your address. Then I would ask you to actually demonstrate the whole 'scene' for me. Can I invite some friends to your site? Theresa
a bribe...hmm...I will clean out your refrigerator and clean your bathrooms!!
P.S. There's a "ROCK STAR" pendant in it for you IF you post the video. UNEDITED!!!
Hmm....I wonder if she'll bite!
I'm gonna need more cowbell, sista.
(SNL skit)
Heather
How bout this; you can post it on my blog. That way none of family, friends or kids teachers need see it. :) .. Or .. We could make a contest and see who has the worst singing video (like American Idol) Or .. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeas!!!!!!
I could get totally consumed with looking at everyone's blog. This is so new to me. I have such an addictive personality. But this is fun.
WE ARE WAITING.....
Mimi
Hey, I put your link on my page. Now others will be asking for the video. You might as well just give it up. What does it take to beat you down...whining? That works in my house. Happy Souper Bowl. Theresa
MORE COWBELL!!! That's gotta be one of the funniest skits EVER!
But back to the video...I was REALLY hoping to get to spend this afternoon watching your video with my kids to show them what a really COOL mom looks like (I am REALLY boring, my kids will tell you!)
C'mon, PLEASE?
an answer for your excuses...
#1 Most mommy's don't wear make-up while they are cleaning the house.
#2 Appearances... schmearances...
I'm sure you are not tone deaf.
#3,4,5,6,7 can all be lump under #8
We will all still like you. Maybe even a little bit more after we see your video.
#9 Please, Please with sugar on top?
#10 See coffeespaz's comment above.
No more excuses...let's see the video!
:o]
Mimi begged twice, I can't believe you'd deny her some joy...come on DO IT!
Do it for Mimi... (and for us)
PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE
I have decided to address each excuse:
1. Did you have make-up on in the picture after sledding when your butt was cold?
2. Maybe you could post the tone deaf video and also post a video of you not being tone deaf. That way we can "enjoy" both.
3. Maybe these people would find you more personable and human once they see you are tone deaf.
4. Maybe instead of being scarred, your children would be favored after their teachers see what they have to deal with at home. :)
5. Maybe he would get special treatment once people see what he has to deal with at home. ;)
6. Boys?
7. The more insane behavior the better I always say!
8. What kind of bribe could I offer you to be able to see this footage????
Hopefully, this comment will be counted as two or three since I wrote a book. I hope this has helped to convince you that you should show that video!
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