Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Sanity's BLOGTOBER TIP PARADE: 10/07 "I Quit!"

Dear Family,

I'm done!

I quit!

I won't do one more load of laundry.

I won't wash one more dish.

I'm not cleaning the toilets.

I refuse to feed the dog.

Let the hamsters, rabbits and fish go, unless you will clean their cages/tanks.

Wipe your own butts.

Here's my signature, learn to forge it, I'm not signing any more homework papers.

I threw the vacuum in front of a truck today.

I shopped until the credit card machines spewed smoke.

I filled my journal with all the things I have done wrong and then wallpapered the bedroom with them.

I turned the stove into a planter because there will be no more cooking done there.

I broke all the crayons.

I got a little silly from taking a little too much cough syrup.

I HATE THIS DIRTY HOUSE!

Did you hear me? I FREAKING QUIT!

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These are just some of the confessions and never uttered secrets of stay-at-home moms.

Today's tip:

Let it all hang out - sign in as anonymous and LET IT RIP! Give it all you got! It will feel good! You know the drill....leave your confession. Go back to your blog and post something you need a tip for. Link back to me. Watch the advice and tips pour in! Invite your readers to do the same.

Peace.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, I TOTALLY felt like that just yesterday and told my family that I QUIT! Felt horribly guilty after screaming those two words, and am glad to see I'm not alone!

Anonymous said...

If I have to blow one more person's nose or see anymore boogers I quit.

Anonymous said...

If I have to fish out any more brand new yet stuck down the loo toilet rolls I will quit too!

Anonymous said...

If I have to fish out any more brand new yet stuck down the loo toilet rolls I will quit too!