Friday, December 21, 2007

12 Days of Christmas...

On the first day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... A toiletbowl filled with TP! On the second day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the third day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the fourth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the fifth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the sixth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the seventh day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Seven sticky handprints, Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the eighth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Eight unwrapped presents, Seven sticky handprints, Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the ninth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Nine naked branches, Eight unwrapped presents, Seven sticky handprints, Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the tenth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Ten sugar headaches, Nine naked branches, Eight unwrapped presents, Seven sticky handprints, Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the eleventh day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Eleven broken lightbulbs, Ten sugar headaches, Nine naked branches, Eight unwrapped presents, Seven sticky handprints, Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! On the twelfth day of Christmas, my kidlets left for me... Twelve goodnight kisses, Eleven broken lightbulbs, Ten sugar headaches, Nine naked branches, Eight unwrapped presents, Seven sticky handprints, Six temper tantrums, Fi-i-i-i-ve bro-ken balls, Four crumbled cookies, Three headless wisemen, Two empty tape rolls, and a toiletbowl filled with TP! Merry Christmas Bloggin' Mommies!

11 comments:

Teresa said...

Hilarious!

Merry Christmas to you and the kidlets! :-)

Pam said...

That was funny!

Merry Christmas to you as well! I hope your family has a blessed and fabulous holiday season! Your heart is pure and good...I'm so glad I came across your blog!

My Semblance of Sanity said...

You all think I pulled these scenarios out of the air, don't you? I will just let you keep thinkin' that!
HAHA!!!!
Actually, there is some creative license used just to make me realize it could be worse!
HAHA
:)

Patty said...

Would you get out of my house! ;) just kidding!

Tracy said...

Isn't it funny how the 12 good night kisses make up for all of the rest of the stuff they do to us? That was very sweet!

Shellie said...

Merry Christmas to you, and to all a good night!

Dawn said...

LOL!!! You're so creative! I love it! Especially the toilet bowl filled with TP. Ugh, I've too many of those to count.

Jennifer said...

This is great - love it! I wish I was creative enough to come up with my version of this! Thanks for the laugh!

Crazymamaof6 said...

FABULOUS! you should get shatterproof balls and a plastic (little people) nativity. i know my limitations. hilarious! you ahve a knack! and i love the bloggin' mama quiz on your sidebar. i got the same thing.

tammy said...

Love this!

Thanks for leaving me a comment on my blog!

Lisa H said...

That is hilarious! I would have thought it was you just being silly had I not just finished reading your older posts and seen the headless wisemen and bowl full of toilet paper! :) Hope you survive the Christmas season!

Did you put up a tree yet? :) We had to buy a kid's nativity this year to avoid the mishap that you experienced--I found an inexpensive vinyl (kid-friendly!) one at a local ranch store.

Have a Merry Christmas!