Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Mommy Handbook: Chapter 2

SICK HUSBAND

Ignore him.

The end.

21 comments:

laurajean said...

Grow up, open your eyes and get ye to rehab ipso pronto to overcome your fanatical fetish for the Gosselins, WHAT A LOSER !! (and, Yes, YOU are "one of those fans")if I was Kate (Thank God I'm not) I would be afraid, very afraid.

My Semblance of Sanity said...

LMAO!!!!!!! WHAT???!!! I AM CRACKING UP!!!!!!

Debbie Yost said...

I love it!

Karla with a K said...

Well Michelle, regarding your actual post, I almost choked on my cereal! Or spit it at the screen. Hilarious.

But which sickness... strep, ear infection, hurl or um, worms!!!! Or, you are so busy ignoring that you don't even know!!!!!!

You know, I thought of you when I woke up this morning and wondered if any other of the troops had fallen. Hope you ALL are feeling better soon.
Have a great day!

JanetGephart said...

You need a warning at the beginning of these kind of posts, I spit my coffee everywhere!!!

OH and LauraJean get a life!!!!!

MaBunny said...

HEHEHE, love that you actually posted that! What a hoot, and I agree Laurajean needs to get a life. I would love to meet someone I admired, other than my mom... like Jane Seymour, I would loooove to meet her!

Michelle a.k.a. MOM said...

Michelle, you rock! I had the same week about 2 weeks ago...Where the whole family had influenza except the first grader who had the stomach flu at the same time. What fun. Thanks for reminding us it's better to laugh than to cry! :)

Oh, and Laurajean was almost as funny as you! Almost.

Julie said...

Yours lets you ignore him?? Wow. You're lucky.

The High Family said...

laurajean(wow this one came with a name!)...Ignore her. The end.

Love this!

Daiquiri said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

what's up with laurajean??

Daiquiri said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

what's up with laurajean??

Ericka M said...

I worry about anyone who is this attached to someone like Kate G. I think you have some serious issues. Do you really think Kate would give you the time of day? No wonder she has a body guard now.

My Semblance of Sanity said...

What the heck?? So, Ericka M...I don't even know you and "you worry about (me)"? That is BIZARRE! And you think *I* have serious issues? LMAO!!

manuelsmommy said...

I had to crack up when I opened up your blog today and saw that about your husband! :) The girls at work and I were JUST talking about that on our lunch break. My husband had a fever last week and thought he had to go to the hospital, LITERALLY! :) Meanwhile I was practically on my deathbed the week before and I'm still working, helping with the cooking/cleaning/etc and taking care of a 3 year old. Men! :)

KathyB said...

To have a tremendous amount of respect for someone, to be a fan and read their books, follow their story and their life and learn from that, what's wrong with that? If you camped outside of her house, yeah, issues, but I certainly wouldn't call the fan base that I've been reading about "attached" by any means. (quick, Michelle, take down the collage of pictures you have in the secret room...) Oy vey...

AlaneM said...

Bwahahaha, I agree completely :)

And really, SOME people need to get a life, sheesh!

The High Family said...

last time I looked....

this is about Michelle's family not about the Gosselin's family.

So stop with the hate already. geez people...get a life!

Speaking of family, how's the sick crew doing? Hope everyone is recovering quickly!

Kristi said...

LOVE IT! I was pretty sick a week ago and had to go about my usual business of cooking, cleaning and of course taking care of my little ones. Meanwhile, my dear husband went to work, came home and did anything but help me. However, when he's sick, he gets to stay home and stay in bed all day. UGH! I like your advice "Ignore him". I think next time I will!

Diane B said...

Michelle,

I love that you can laugh off the mean comments. YOU ROCK! Mean people suck.

Are these Kate haters for real? Do they just troll the web looking for anyone who says something positive about J&K+8 and then post mean comments?

Keep it up Michelle, you make me laugh!

Peace,

Diane

SWATCOP said...

LOL, poor Ken. I feel for you brother, BUT I realize that you have a GREAT wife that loves and cares for her family and others, so I know you are in good hands. Ok, as you can tell, that was my dig to all the anti "semblance of sanity" people typing on this blog. It amazes me how some people just get off by cutting others up and putting them down, especially when they never met the person. I never met the Gosslins (how ever you spell it) and I never watched the show. I heard rumors and stories about them and even joked with Kemper about it, but to brutally bash and trash is uncalled for. It sounds to me that some other people need to find something better to do than constantly worry about other people.
Maybe if everybody would worry about themselves instead of others, this world would be a better place.
It's been awhile since I checked out Kemp's site, and it led me into reading some of these bashing. Sad and made me laugh. I recall one of you saying "to stop wasting time, life is short". Wow, I went onto the site of "bashing the gosslins" (don't recall the site name) and it sure seemed like some people are spending a lot of "time" bashing others. GROW UP PEOPLE! What are you, 35 or 40? ACT LIKE IT. Start worrying about your own life and not what others do.

SPEAKING of what OTHERS DO....Kemper's site "its4thekids" is for the kids with CANCER! Instead of bashing her on her blog, why don't you find the link to "JULIAN" and read about how the little guy ripped our hearts out with his battle with cancer. Kemper raised thousands of dollars for him and other kids with this brutal killer disease. So before you make idiotic statements about where she would give 1million dollars, educate yourself and read about it, then you would understand why she would give the money to that site.

Well, as F.Gump said, that is all I have to say about that. Oh,and if you have a problem with it, don't bother typing anything, just find me and come and see me in person.

My Semblance of Sanity said...

Gotta love a good cop! ;)