I am a blogging mom of three who sums up her chaotic days with humorous rants in between cleaning peanut butter off the ceiling fan and keeping my youngest occupied in the lazy Susan. Put your feet up and laugh at me. My neighbors do!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Did you ever wanna just BITE THE DOG?
Did you ever have one of those days that EVERYTHING got under your skin?
Take the simple process of getting the baby to stop pouring his smoothie all over the highchair tray. I take the cup away and he starts slapping the puddles of strawberry yogurt for all he's worth...
The dog was a poop fest all day and it was raining, we have no fence so I must accompany her on these jaunts- what the heck did she eat yesterday b/c it keeps coming out...
My carefully stacked pyramid of groceries goes flying the minute I hit the edge of the parking lot...diapers, a case of spring water and pizzas declare lift-off as a nice woman comes to my rescue...
The baby dislodged the gate at the bottom of the stairs a mere 4,000 times and before I could retreive him, he ransacked his brother's room every single time...
The same person called me 5 times...
A neurology nurse took a "stupid patient" attitude with me while I was trying to change an appointment...
I have always been PRO-animals...was a vegetarian more than once, I abhor hunting and would like to be left alone with Michael Vick but today I just wanted to bite the dog!
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I had a day like that yesterday. I live on an extremely busy intersection right on the corner and a street light is right past our home. I am constantly fighting to get out of the driveway so I began parking backwards so I can just pull out. Once in a while i get a nice car that doesn't block my driveway when I am sitting RIGHT there as theyw ait the light change. Yesterday a car did just that let me in but there is two lanes and a turn lane on the road so both lanes north and south were clear for me to pull out so as I did so SOME JERK outta the blew who odviously didntw ant to wait at the light whips into the turn lane and BLARES his horn at me. I immediately hit road rage mode screaming at the guy I GOT THE RIGHT OF WAY YOU JUST WAIT. My two year old was in the car and as I turn more the guys window was down he proceeds to FLIP ME OFF and call me the "b" word in front of my daughter! I was livid I began screaming at him and told him to join weight watchers maybe he be nicer LMAO I have no idea what that whole thing was about for me but GOD I felt better after!
Chew , but don't swallow any of the dog. Then I think that you can still call yourself a vegetarian. So bite the beast, but then both of you would be having a bad day.
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My toddler bit our dog. Poor dog is always so nice and gentle and puts up with a lot of abuse from the baby - but that day she yiped and hid for a while.
My toddler has bitten me too. I really felt sorry for the dog!
It's always hard when it rains all day. My yorkie will NOT go out to do her business in the rain. Eventually, I feel like I have to put her in her kennel and shut the door so she won't go in the house...it's just a mess!
I'm sorry you had a bad day!!!
Yeah, I know what you mean. Self-control is good LOL! And the stupid patient 'tude, oh yeah tha tone aggravates me to no end! Hopefully this week will be a good week for all of us :)
I don't have a dog but I'd like to bite one! Im a little biased though because I'm a mailman, well a mailgirl, and although I love dogs sometimes I'd rather be biting them, then them biting me, ya know? HA!
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