Thursday, March 29, 2007

If I were a cephalopod...

...I would be so happy! I could get so much done! Not an attractive look by Paris and Milan standards of course, but imagine the possibilities. The laundry could be folded while simultaneously emptying or filling the dishwasher and changing a diaper. I could help with homework, make dinner and give myself a spa quality pedicure in one fell swoop! Sheer prefection in my mind. This is my own warped version of cosmetic surgery. Anyone know of an octopus with a organ donor card?

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