I am a blogging mom of three who sums up her chaotic days with humorous rants in between cleaning peanut butter off the ceiling fan and keeping my youngest occupied in the lazy Susan. Put your feet up and laugh at me. My neighbors do!
Saturday, May 31, 2008
The Envelope Please....
Friday, May 30, 2008
Titillating Tour - PA-style...
Please excuse our speed, but on these country roads we have to get out of the way of our friendly horse and buggies and bare-foot Amish children on scooters.
As we climb Welsh Mountain and progress out of the woods, you will see the sites that make Berks County an irresistible place to live.
This small chapel was built on the grave site of the own of this amazing tree farm. The young
Oh, my! Divert your gaze away from the AWF (Amish Wrestling Federation) SMACKDOWN! Although they are known for their simple, peaceful lifestyle it has become evident that they do not allow photographs to be taken of them as not to incriminate the young. This hooded youth is the heavyweight champion, PLEASE STAY INSIDE THE VAN!
As you will notice from ANY Amish clothes line, their fashion is ...well... limited. No snaps or zippers as this will attract the Devil. Nothing fancy. And apparently, they do not wear underwear. I have yet to see them hanging on the line. Your nest-kept PA secrets revealed here on My Semblance of Sanity Tours!
Out the windows to the right, you will see the latest HOOF CUTLASS. You can't beat the gas mileage on this baby. She is rockin' the roads with her 4.5 mph and clip-clop-on-a-dime abilities. Although, this model's "output" can get a little messy... WATCH OUT DRIVER, I JUST WASHED THIS VAN! Grrrr. Sigh. Ladies and Gentleman, when exiting the vehicle at the end of our tour, please take a clothespin for your nose and watch the back of your legs so as not to smear your pants with "output."
Nothing to see here - SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER.
We are now entering the celebrity portion of our trip... get your cameras ready - the GLAM is just around the corner.
Look directly to your left. Trying to avoid the paparazzi is "Moo" Gibson. The biggest stud in the field. Don't get your hopes up - he doesn't do autographs.
Quick, look out to your right. "Bray" Barone of the #1 comedy, EVERYBODY LOVES BRAYMOND, is cracking jokes about the size of his...snout. (Clean humor here. Clean humor!)
Well, it is "5 passed Silo," five minutes later than our tour normally ends but you all have been a part of one of the most exciting tours yet here on My SOS TOURS! You got your money's worth and more!
On that note...we end with our FINALE...
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Up for air...
GASP....GASP....GASP....
Came up for air just long enough to tell you I finished another NAMESAKE...started potty-training the baby, came up with a COOLER idea for a greeting card line and a NEW contest....
...back to work....
...will fill you in later tonight...
(so, how badly do you wanna know what the new contest is??? you know I love it when you beg!)
~SPLASH~
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Climbing off the plate...
Not that I have felt rushed - I surely have not but I would feel badly if I didn't at least let you all know I haven't run off to the Bahama's with your money and left my kids to complete your NAMESAKES!
The weather has been just gorgeous so we have been sledding (?)

and doing a lot of playing outside. As you know, it is quite difficult to throw a baseball, catch a basketball, sled (?), chase a trike, chase multiple-sized balls across the road while dodging traffic and save the cat from having his tail stomped on by a lunatic 2-year old all while sketching and planning. So, NAMESAKE-making has become a naptime activity!
Of course, when you add a BRAND NEW KING-SIZED PILLOW TOP BED in Mommy and Daddy's room to the mix...

nap time can quickly get out of hand and not be quite so productive!
Add to that an ALEX'S LEMONADE STAND with my church girls...

some zip-line lessons...
(he's not really screaming - he is yelling, "COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!"
(she WAS screaming...until she saw the camera!)
(hubby - not screaming either, just trying to look young!)
(the baby - watching and wishing he was a few years older!!)Friday, May 23, 2008
Humbled...
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
No more what??
Monday, May 19, 2008
It is your lucky day...
Sunday, May 18, 2008
it's 4 the kids...
Saturday, May 17, 2008
When Chaperoning is P-R-E-T-T-Y!
Now, you take a small group of gifted children to a world-renowned arts facility for an afternoon of tours, talking with artists and getting your hands all messy with paint and I am as happy as a pig in sh--.....mud! Not to mention, I met them there...NO BUS RIDE FOR MOI!
The Goggleworks is an amazing place to have 30 minutes from our house! Being in that building makes my fingers twinge and creative ideas float around in my head like little tornados! And that is better than drugs, I tell you! Drugs like Sudafed or Motrin...geez, people, I am an artist in most ways but, drugs? No thanks!! I am freakishly strange enough all on my own!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008
What a gift!
(check out my NAMESAKE ebay auction - 100% of the proceeds goes toward its 4 the kids!)
Monday, May 12, 2008
Oprah and the World's Smartest Kids...
Friday, May 9, 2008
Feast or Famine...

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Do you see where I am going with this? It's all about STRESS!!
This week Cindy Crawford was on The View and she mentioned how after 2 kids she doesn't dance in bikini for her husband anymore. WTFreak? She could dance in a bikini INSIDE my left pant leg!!
So, I am off to start dinner b/c lots of kids are coming over after school - I need to just pop something in the oven as the chaos ensues. I am thinking Thursday, May 8, 2008
Gabbin' Mama Thursday...
OK, so I said something about ebay TWICE...haha...I had to do a couple takes trying to do this without sounding like a geek or tripping over my words so I forgot that I had already mentioned it.
1st NAMESAKE (so far)
Have a RIP-ROARIN' CANCER FIGHTIN' day!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Asking God...
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
NEW card...
Here's the last auction piece - now a blank notecard all 4 the kids!
Stop by my CafePress store where 50% of your total purchase will go to Pediatric Cancer!
Notice the really cool graphic in my sidebar from WILDWOOD GIRLS at etsy. If you would like to add it to your blog, leave me a comment that you wanna snag it and I will send you the link.
Remember: Don't turn your head...turn up your heart!
Monday, May 5, 2008
The waiting is over...
Well, even though I actually posted the SURPRISE yesterday...Yes, I did...I really did...scroll down and see. Most of you sillies only read the first post and quit. It was supposed to DRAW YOU IN...give you a REASON to scroll DOWN...but you didn't feel drawn, you didn't scroll!
But congratulations to MaBunny for her (well, her husband's) winning guess... "Mimi and one of the kiddos you talk about coming to visit." Bet he will look 'purty' in his new Circle of Hope Bracelet.
And, for your viewing pleasure "The Mimi and Haley Show!"...here is my VERY FIRST stab at movie-making (only took 2 hours to make a 2 1/2 minutes of footage and that was WITH Mimi's help)...enjoy!
HEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOO...
My three favorite visitors...
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
HINT #2...and now it's a CONTEST!

Thursday, May 1, 2008
The countdown continues...
(a thumbnail of an illustration I did for someone)




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