I am a blogging mom of three who sums up her chaotic days with humorous rants in between cleaning peanut butter off the ceiling fan and keeping my youngest occupied in the lazy Susan. Put your feet up and laugh at me. My neighbors do!
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
My BIG break...
So, I heard from an agent in NYC today. She loves, loves, loves Macy-Sue! Just like you all, she couldn't imagine bookstore shelves without her dancing around and curtsying to those who picked her up to read her pages.
She offered me a 5-book deal (I have 3 written already) and said if I was interested, she would overnight the contract for me to sign and it would be a DONE DEAL!
She is talking book tour, Macy-Sue dolls, a PBS cartoon and some other stuff that I couldn't hear over my screaming and giggling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and......
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
BRAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was about to praise Jesus.
ReplyDeleteThat was not very nice. I was really excited for you til that!
ReplyDeleteI concur! I was so excited for you. Not very nice to us, your loyal readers.
ReplyDeleteGood one! I wish it were true, though.
ReplyDeleteMy heart had started getting all racing and stuff and then you...you...you're bad! That was so mean. I did laugh, though : )
ReplyDeleteNow THAT was funny, and a GREAT April fools!
ReplyDeleteOh THAT was just SOOOOOOO wrong!!!
ReplyDeleteAt first, I was...wow, cool! Then I thought, oh she got me. Good one.
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:PPPPP ( zerbert..)
ReplyDeleteLOL, I was like OH WOW , verycool. I'm soo happy for you, then I was like ARGH!! I totally forgot it was April Fools day, lmao.
Ya got me there!!
you had me at "She loves, loves, loves Macy-Sue!" but your ornery was showing by the time you got to "5-book deal"
ReplyDelete(you deserve that 5 book deal, ya know)
You're doing it all wrong. "April Fools" jokes start out with bad news, and then the joke is that it's really good. Never end up on a negative note. It's all about relief.
ReplyDelete(I'm thinking that you know this, and you're about to post that the first "April Fools!" was the April Fools.)
GRRRR! You suck! I mean, Ha ha ha, good one!
ReplyDeleteI was totally believing it until I read that the agent offered you a deal just like that without telling you about the prospective publisher or anything.
Oh, that is just SO not funny! (hee hee!)
ReplyDeleteWrong on SO MANY levels....Ever heard of the little boy who cried wolf...
ReplyDeleteHEY YOU JERK !!!! I was SO excited! I almost started screaming to Casey "MICHELLE'S GOING TO BE FAMOUS!!! WE HAVE A RICH AND FAMOUS FRIEND!!!"
ReplyDeleteI totally fell for it.
Really Michelle?
Not cool.
People are just so gullible!!!!(no offense ladies!! and DAD )
ReplyDeleteor I just know you too well...
LOL....
LOVE YOU !!!
The tongue pierced mother
Yours was a lot more believable than Dawn's post on mom2mysixpack!
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, check my blog and pray for Carol Ann. Thanks. H
ReplyDeleteRats! You had me going for a few sentences there!
ReplyDeleteThat ranks right up there with the one I heard about Obana stepping down due to personal reasons...I almost feel for that one, too!
ReplyDeleteGreat job and pulling our legs!
NO WAY! I was all excited. I have to say again I hate April Fools!
ReplyDeleteI was getting so excited!!! Ready to run to the bookstore to buy them!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know....that was pretty good, but Nate's (CFHusband) was just hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNOT nice! LOL I was getting SOOOOO excited for you! One day.... I can't wait to buy Macy Sue dolls for Kennedy!
ReplyDeleteOh, you are GOOD!
ReplyDeleteOh you are funny Kemper! I was already looking up houses in OBX!!!! until I saw the bottom of your page. UUGGGGG
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